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Ooh, that looks real bad.
♪ I'd rather be dead ♪
-Uh, what? -Ma'am, are these your sex bugs?
No!
-You said we'd be done in ten minutes! -The walk here doesn't count.
[cymbals crashing]
[electronic voice sings] ♪ Little bird, put your pants on ♪
What's taking Tuca so long?
The problem isn't our smelly melons, it's you.
-[tires screech] -Hold it right there!
-What? -They're trouser crickets, Bertie!
They always have fun rando trivia printed on the labels.
[sighs]
Are you serious, sir? You don't discipline your child.
I love y'all!
And now ladies and gentlemen at this time, we ask that you please rise if you're able and remove all caps, and join us, as we honor America and those who protect her both home and abroad, with the playing of the Star Spangled Banner.
Medicine math!
Maybe you'll think about that before you go shucking a whole field of corn
Oh, dear.
We wouldn't dream of it. You're a team leader now.
-Fuck you! -Ow! [screams]
♪ We're sexy-ass bugs ♪
-The ones that I had to co-sign on? -Mom!
-Eep! -[snorting]
-Oh, no, thanks. -Just take a flier!
I got something important I gotta do!
♪ I'm losing my shit right now ♪
Bertie, look at these sex bugs. They're just trying to have a good time.
grovel-grovel, guilty, innocent, blah-blah.
Well, what if a snake crawls in my mouth, lays eggs,
and guess what I found.
[bell jingles]
-That was a test, and you failed. -[screams]
-[phone clicking] -Huh? What's going on? Oh, right.
♪ Uh, there are too many fears to name ♪
♪ She's losing her grip But we don't give a shit ♪
Lean? [scoffs]
This is a standard procedure.
-[screams] -I'm back! Did I miss anything?
Stop! What did we say about buggy-back riding?
He knows I'm not sick! He knows you have sex bugs!
Not to mention the company videographer, several foreign investors,