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This never happens!
We never do!
-Smoothies are juice! -Excuse me, could I just...
You know I haven't had sex in six months.
I have...
-I get to cross-examine! -Objection!
I'm cheating on my wife!
Loo
That's it!
Let me just plug this in right here. [grunts]
-[woman] Juice! -[man] Smoothies!
and then we'll have you fine folks on your way.
That reminds me.
-You're the bad boy of architecture! -Woo-hoo!
-[jurors gasp] -No!
[gasps] It must be true!
There it is!
-Oh, no! I made a bee hole! -Huh?
I really wanted to exterminate those bugs.
-Like this one time-- -Oh, no. It's my boss!
-Bleh! Too formal. -What?
(SLO-MO) Smoothies (SLO-MO) Juice
It's a show about a bird who plays hooky from work.
It's only a matter of time.
Ms. Toucan, where was this aforementioned bush?
-[knocking on wall] -[both gasp]
I took a little mosey around this store's bathroom,
You know, I also have a really stressful day ahead at my job,
-But I already have a full-time job! -An apprenticeship, then?
Huh, wait a second.
Hmm, extra strength, so...
-[screams] -[chanting] Sex bugs! Sex bugs!
I didn't spend an hour in hair and makeup to get my feathers ruffled!
Listen. You have to come with me to the store.