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What are your demands?
♪
[ Groans ] Not so big now, are ya?
[ Crowd saying "Morty! Morty! Morty!" ] Yes.
Everything I learned at the academy was... Doesn't matter.
.
Mortys are human!
Rick Reporter: Having taken aim at the system,
Come home to the unique flavor
because they're threatened by what makes us unique.
pretty God damn important in there.
♪
[ Clears throat ] Meanwhile, in election news,
Whoa! Morty Cop: The election's got these yellow shirts
so you can eat for free while you come of age!
[ Grunts ]
You could take more time
the number of displaced Mortys is soaring
I didn't hear anything?
Must be nice
to the Citadel of Ricks Redevelopment Fund.
You wanna know why? Because of this.
Hey morty is a winerr on monster hunter world
because it can always be worse.
[ As Morty, poorly ] Aw, geez. Aw, man.
how would you solve the Citadel's financial crisis?
I say appreciate the life you have,
We captured that taste,
What is it your kind's always saying...
Rick Dispatch: Robbery at Fifth and [belches] Avenue.
more riled up than a picture-day Jessica.
Uh, yeah, I think we actually have
built on lies, and some other shit.
If you do, I'll talk.
so report me. nobody gives a f-
[ All yelping ] Farmer Rick: Hey!
It's... Yes, it's uranium.
The division I see
and you just gotta love him for that.