Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just Dragons fucking Cars

I wish anything about this life would change

you're outnumbered.

One dance for $10, two for $25.

It doesn't matter.

Mettez-le dans votre blog

Solve that one real quick.

You're pitching the policeman's ball to a black teenager here.

it's anyone's race among the Rick candidates.

So you are top of the class in something.

Sam Elliot: We captured that moment...

Anyway, so yeah, the suspect says the Citadel's a lie,

Listen up, [Bleep] nuts.

But our assembly line is justice.

Announcer Rick: Citadel Morning News.

[ Chainsaw whirring ]

A GA, A SL, Or god damned Shane Kim It doesn’t matter

that makes everybody sad and a little bored.

I think we can all agree on one thing...

Supervisor Rick: [ Whistles ]

If I had to fear anything,

Which starts with walking the [Bleep] out of here.

Ha! Ha! I sure didn't, sir!

And the chemical it makes his brain secrete

Man, I'm glad I'm not one of them!

that the greatest thing he'd ever create

I guess we won't be seeing each other after this, huh?

No, thank you... And bad math.

The Citadel's problem isn't homeless Mortys

And, yes, I see the irony.

to a black teenager here.

For when work gets a bit boring

so we're too busy fighting each other

But... I violated at least a dozen departmental codes.

I think you know that's not true. Geez.

while we go on a fun, fresh,

[ Portal opens ] Oh, for [Bleep] sake.

A speech about politics...

I-I worked for him.