Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My dream is to someday have a desk to call my own.
I only have eleven dollars left.
Usually, when you put butter on a muffin,
I'm taking that stick.
Hit the books!
♪ And you're a fucking dildo ♪
Just not Kevin.
♪ Come and get your love now ♪
- Here's your Sunday paper, sir. - It's Sunday?
Hey, Dad!
You're gonna feel mortal when you're living
And I'll take every extra shift I can get my hands on.
He's, um... he's busy right now.
I had the money. I worked hard for it, but I got mugged.
Every day, housewives deal with the problem of soggy lettuce.
Oh, you have it. Why don't you just pay my son what you owe him?
She makes me think about getting a car with four doors
that's the first honest thing you've done all day, you little mick.
of your show, I think you might've been punished enough.
So, thanks to centrifugal force,
Not everybody just gets to waltz through life the way you do!
Could I borrow ten dollars from you until next collection day?
Yeah, well, I need you to knock it off!
I'm drowning a brown clown down in splash town!
What? Dinner's ready.
You know Kevin.
♪ It's at an end ♪
- Ah, shit! - # Stood for what I thought #
- What?! - You heard me.
You're just killing my dream 'cause you never got to do yours!
Why the fuck didn't you help him?
That's what your wife says when the postman puts it in her hiney.
- Hello. - Oh, hello.
Frank, I've had a horrible day.
We didn't know no better!
I've got the metabolism of a cheetah.
May I present the handy-dandy,