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No! No! No!
- Got to get out! - Get out!
Hey, son! You're making me proud!
Your mother's an asshole.
- I got to go to work. - Okay.
You see now why I'm harping on you to study in school?
Wow, I wish I could eat like you, Pogo. Where does it all go?
I'm gonna go see which of my guns fits best in my mouth.
- Hey, that's my kid up there. - She's a real looker.
Want to come over sometime for a haircut?
But that's against the law.
Bill, come back!
'cause we're gonna be on tour for years.
you'll have that same sense of accomplishment that only comes
And I lost a leg between a station wagon and a Dumpster,
And his lordship will take it from you!
Guess I can't drive because I'm dense.
You remind me of my son.
and now I have to come home to my husband throwing meatballs at my oldest son
It's 5:53 a.m. and you're listening
Frank, calm down. It's just one show.
God damn it!
- Uh... Dad, can you... - Agh...
Would you go up to the bathroom and take a look for me?
- Lazy Susan? More like Crazy Susan! - Crazy Susan!
He told me to return to you mortals.
There's always a Jehovah's Witness around the corner, looking to fuck you up.
Fuck Jimmy. He's gone. We're free!
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