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Because you're the lottery ticket
Where am I?
Come on out. I won't hurt ya.
That's why I'm doin' it!
The St. Bernards who save lives on the slopes of St. Moritz?
Somebody help! Stop him!
Would you?
APP: Turn left. Don't look at me.
Dalmatian, fire department.
(howls)
(moans)
(both sigh)
Dogs in cages.
No! No, it's real!
They've taken over the town!
I ended up naked behind an appliance store!
Well, well, well,
They're not okay! The boy's got sass,
Cha-cha-ching!
(whimpering)
Well, I guess it's up to ol' Gil.
We won! It's all because of you, boy.
(Cat Lady moans)
Oh, where can he be?
(gasps) It's the alpha.
How do they play harps if they don't have fingers?
The dogs all have harps and wings.
Standing next to me
Aw, good doggy.
Mr. Gunderson? They don't let saxophones in the I.C.U.,
Hey, here come some of my four-footed friends.
Doggy heaven isn't real?
They'll revert to their wild wolf nature.
Baz, you belong with the Flanders.
I'm angrier than a beehive in a paint mixer.
(moans)
Look at the road.
Would you care to do the honors?
Sure, but why?
my client?
Just remember the last thing you did in life was correct me.