Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I put on 12 pounds just from dinner alone.

My cat was named Lindstrom.

And then this afternoon she had the cannelloni

- You're not having a heart attack. - How do you know? You're not a doctor.

- No, Ma. - How did Uncle Mario die?

- I think I'll go back. - Ma, don't go.

If it was pain, I'd call it pain. I have a bubble.

then how can I take seriously most of the things I take seriously?

You were there? Don't tell me where I went. I went to heaven.

In the middle of a heart attack?

Don't tell your sister, and keep the silver.

You made an old lady feel young again. You're OK.

I saw her eat some fettuccine Alfredo,

Yeah, I mean, what does it matter

I never ate this well. 'Course, I never ate.

Ooh, Blanche, what if she dies?

- What chocolate cake? - The chocolate cake in the refrigerator.

But will you promise to put a blanket in with me?

- Dorothy. - What?

I always thought there'd be a Catholic heaven,

Didn't Aunt Teresa have a heart attack?

- Do you want to be buried or cremated? - Neither.

I can't tell you how happy I am.

What are you talking about, favorite?

Boy, what a night.

You hungry? You want some food?

Look at what her last meal was.