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- Koothrappali picked me up. - Isn't that terrific?
Sit on the damn couch.
You're improving.
Is that why you didn't cover our escape and let us get cut down like animals?
But--
Quinten!
I still don't like this cushion.
No, the dumpsters are deep in Astronomy department territory.
Kind of makes you feel more alive, doesn't it?
- Are you Jewish? - No.
From that key maker? I highly doubt it.
You know, most people don't get that.
Why are you crouching there?
Use protection.
Oh, looks like I'm gonna have sex tonight.
Okay, I didn't wanna say anything...
Come on, Sheldon. Just give it a try.
Where else am I supposed to crouch?
Oh, there's the arrhythmia.
Here. Fresh from the cleaners. Good as new.
...the civet cat is not a true cat.
I keep them in the trunk of my car.