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He's a concert violinist.
Uh, Jethro, uh, why don't you wait for us in the parlor?
Oh, well, don't you worry.
That stromboli fella is supposed to be giving lessons, not taking them.
There are some things money cannot buy.
I have 6XY.
You know what?
And I thought you had a serious interest in music.
And we are paying all that money so the great Sebastian Stromboli can teach you the violin.
I've just heard Stromboli play.
They don't seem to be working this morning.
I'd settle for your cousin Clarence.
Oh, I think it'll be okay.
Oh, I'm Stromboli.
One over-exhibited admirer and the music of the gods would be stilled forever.
I want you to give beginning violin lessons to a young man I know.
Oh, it's no trouble.
Swimming pools, movie stars.
The gestural playing the violin or one of Ellie's cats with his tail caught in the screen door?
That's my hog jowl's melpa.
I know she can outplay you.
You're all invited back next week to this locality to have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality.
What's real work is holding up that overgrown fiddle yonder.
But I can't teach him for any amount of money.
The greatest violinist of all time is Sebastian Stromboli.
What a way to meet girls.
Good.
It says, made in Texas by Texans.
Well, don't get impatient.
He gets $10,000 just to appear for an hour.
You're willing to corrupt your art, squander your talent for mere money.
A familiarity with classical music can be most rewarding.
It's on, Ellie.