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Well, at least we still have that in common.
Today. I held up my end. Just do it.
One of them had a really nice ass.
-And she actually said yes? -She will. She's hooked.
I had a little too much to drink last night.
Little sorry that you pledged eternal love and devotion?
You know, I could use a little more snakebite for my lips.
Her friends suck.
Armored and ready for battle.
-Who else got shot? -Nobody got shot.
When Quinn tied me up, I chafed.
Is that--? Are you wearing my deodorant?
Oh, Christ. Of course. Fucking Dean.
You're gloating.
I was thinking about how you owe me an "I love you"...
Congratulations.
Don't you fucking dare. Okay? I thought you were cool.
-So you did it, huh? -I did. She's a doctor.
Well, in that case, I love you.
You should go feed the baby.
You're the worst actor ever.
She wanted you feeling relaxed and well.
OD'd on what?
She is pregnant, isn't she?
You smell like a man.
You had some day yesterday.
Sexy.
Have a seat, sinners.
Let me help you.
I hear everyone is dying for John Mayer's syphilis.
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