Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Which one was Deep Impact and which one was Armageddon?

If you dump a fire alarm, don't use a blanket that says:

Or maybe you'd see me looking embarrassed because you are talking on the phone with your crotch.

"Must go out today."

- Hey, Ross. - What?

And try to avoid that weird brownish-red stuff in the middle.

Bit of a puzzle.

You know, I'm looking, and I don't think anyone's home here.

Because it's flattering!

Please tell me this is just one of your jokes that I don't get. Heh, heh.

...and you fell asleep.

[SMOKE ALARM BEEPING]

Well, you're not gonna believe this, but if you have seven minutes...

Anyway, you know what? The point is, Tag, start looking...

[SMOKE ALARM BEEPING]

I don't know. Tell you what, let's flip to see who does it.