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[Halk gasps]
Right down to the "fixin'" shits.
And I've been carrying that weight alone for far too long.
Oh god! No!
the Wall is safer than ever before!
‐ What the hell? You told me it was a cricket.
We did it!
‐ Pupa, put those delicious ribs down!
‐ Holy fuck, I'm aware of my existence!
Mandy Sinclair, 28.
‐ Hey there, you looking for a repair‐‐
But you won't be hearing it from me.
It was...
All I did was change their name to the Walldermen. Clever.
‐ There are punishments that will keep them in pain
‐ I don't know, they'll probably just come in here and kill you
I am the one who started the flooding of the Nerds.
♪
‐ Objection, overruled, I rest my case.
you know, so many potential victims, and no rock climbing to distract me.
‐ These are the psycho aliens that tortured me in their dungeon!
‐ Folks, I didn't win the hit ABC reality show America's Sexiest Judge
I won't punish you. ‐ What?
Tomorrow would have been her birthday.
‐ Guys! Come watch me do donuts on the front lawn!
[grunts]
so people wouldn't get stung?
MAN: Let's go. Let's get in here.
‐ Oh god. We're monsters!
How many times do we have to go over this?
But I know your hearts are in the right place.
give a man a shiv, he shivs for a day.
You have my word: he won't hurt anyone else.
[laughs] Come on.
‐ I literally saw Emily Dickinson writing poetry with it
[camera shutter clicking]
KORVO: Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia
Oh my god, look at this guy's shirt!
Oh, that hurt.
[laughs] I'm a god!
'Cause I'll just escape and I'll kill all of you!
And yes, there is a hole in the Wall.
Let's do this. ‐ Welp, that's my ride.
got his MFA in interpretive dance,
not Star Wars lasers.