Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Jeffrey Dean Dorgan, 33.
‐ No, no, no, no, no, Tim!
‐ The Solar Opposites are going to jail!
‐ Oh, they have a U2 branded Wi‐Fi router?
‐ Oh, we can do that. I feel totes guilty.
which is why they deserve something worse than the death penalty.
‐ Seriously, Terry, go fuck yourself.
It's been there since before the war.
ETHAN: I can get out of anything. [grunts]
You have quite the imagination, murderer.
All that protein and medicine that you're used to?
‐ Holy fuck, we never even did something like that at my frat! [screaming on video]
He lived in a fortune cookie.
STEPHANIE: The prosecution claims Korvo created a giant pig thing
and when struck "shat out all the fixins."
[cheering] TIM: Oh, wow. Look at this.
Cherie! Cherie!
and each glove has over 500 ants.
He's a good guy. Give him a chance.
Now, teach a man to shiv‐‐
before things get all pew‐pew‐pew.
POLICEWOMAN: [over megaphone] Guys, this is your final warning
Here they‐‐ they're coming, do you feel 'em?
Oh, that's perfect!
What did you do, you stupid boy? ‐ Wait, what?
♪ ominous music playing ♪
We out sci‐fi'd those piece of shit aliens!
‐ That's them!
that self‐cooked racks of award‐winning ribs
‐ Oh! You think Peter's the mastermind?