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‐ No, we don't. We're cowards and sneaky shits
[glasses clink] Now those bitch‐ass aliens can pay
‐ Yeah, we invented vaping, that has to count for something!
[grunting]
[indiscernible whispering]
He spent a few nights in the woods, then he moved on with his life,
It could also be Matthew. ‐ Who?
‐ No one was setting us up, we really just are horrible people,
[slams table]
♪ dramatic theme playing ♪
[screaming continues]
and some guy who's not me always wins the "Best Ribs" competition!
She started talking crazy.
so you could focus on leading us all.
in the Apple TV+ show Dickinson on my Apple TV!
‐ No way! Peter's the best. He has the face and ribs of an angel.
ETHAN: Ow!
[crowd cheering] JESSE: Oh lord, the pain!
‐ Even if you didn't know Ethan was a killer,
[grunting] ‐ Come on, you won't fight me!
couldn't find work, duh, so he got a job at the Apple Store
They always just blame it on a cricket.
♪
♪
JESSE: Stingers!
I also got 15 Pen15 pens that are also dildos.
For Cherie!
‐ Of course, anything for a hero of Wall War I.
Tim, I can stop killing! I'm, I'm better now!
[cackling]
This is, this is my show. I just dropped the Pupa. Do you see me?
‐ Take the carb out, man! Let us out!
Cherie!
The pain lasts for days!
‐ No, jus‐‐ don't say that!
But yes, in this one instance, they are budget.
‐ Cool list, bro. I take my coffee with a splash of mouse milk.
Today, humanity wins!
for celery sticks and gum.
‐ You're confusing prison with the Harry Potter movies.
There's hardly any sushi,
‐ Yes. You assholes,