Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Listen, Loretta Sage is missing.
because if we don't,
But, Alan, you are so much more. You're my lookout.
It's not nowhere.
Good to see you, man.
-It's really not. -You know, it is a shame, really.
And we will kill him.
Join them on their search.
I can help. Let me help.
I found it.
Yes! Yes!
Mummies are human.
Um, but that's not what the D stands for.
the treasure she wanted was lost forever
No, no, no!
Uh...
Oh, oh, oh!
This is your story. How do you want to write it?
Yeah, you're right, but it's very, very important to me
Hi.Hola.
Oh, that smells good.
bright red like the flame of their love,
Well...Miss Sage,
Okay, honey, it's showtime. -Are you sure about this?
When I was in college, my friend Nicki went missing.
Sets the stage for the audience. They know where we are.
Alan?
I have seen him somewhere before.
That's all right. You know, things happen. Let's go.
"King Kalaman and his treasure laid to rest in the well of endless tears."
¿Quién llorará junto a mí?
Hello.
You cannot tell my dad I died this way, okay?
Look, I, too, wish your dear old dead archaeologist husband
time to shine, Loretta, sex-book writer.
You can't just leave me here!
Meaning women in their 30s who wish they were in their 20s.
No, he left it on purpose.
It's okay.
the contoured scenery
♪ A tall handsome man In a dusty black coat♪
So much history I'm sure happened right here.
This is so much better than your books.What?
Yeah.
but this is our chance to show them all.
Oh, nothing.
Didn't I tell you?
You got nature, the radio.
My God, this shouldn't be this hard!
What I would really like to know is what is Loretta's favorite romantic moment?
I'm sorry?I'm the rescue.
which is great for you.
What? What?
That means y'all need to do something about this.
A what?
You have to earn the throb.Who made you the queen of throb?
Please.
I could set your world on fire.
Dulcius ex asperis.
What is that?
Did you just say "shortcut through the jungle"?
Think you're good. I need to just check your front.
the midnight oil,
Well, I'm getting off your plane.
You brought me these shoes.
Everyone was, like, freaking out.
Is that-- Is that a nail filer?Yeah.
I think the tomb is there.
Why would you want to be stuck at home alone when you could see the world?
No, I have a plan.Alan, please, I'm thinking.
You have something on your back.
My dear.You are an angel. Thank you.
I'm getting you out of here.
How do we know what's on the other side?
♪ Bad chick I could be your fantasy♪
Lead the way.
How 'bout you shimmy?
They don't lay eggs, do they?
Rafi doesn't like it. Do you, Rafi?
I called her a human mummy.
If that's what you want to do with your cake, fine. Let's go.
You gotta take a big breath for me.
A geriatric shut-in left you holding your dicks in the jungle.
It's okay.Dance with him.
bark-like hair of the maiden.
We thought you were dead.
-You're doing great. -Thanks.
and I just go, "Shh. You're safe now"?
Alan?
-You'd have to call the Feds. -Okay.
Yeah?
What about an extraction team, like the movie?
I love watching hunks fail.
We are closed.
That is also an option, and then we would have a gun with us.
Yes, but you're Abigail Fairfax of the media-mogul Fairfaxes?
Real history. I merely season it with a smidge more nudity.
♪ I like what I see A boss like you Need a boss like me♪
You don't ride in on a white horse to rescue people.
Oh! She has a smartwatch. It ripped my wig off.
Well, I believe that I may be able to assist you.
-Maybe there's a-- -No. "Lives are at stake."
We were so brave just then.
Follow that SUV, man.No.
What?
Stupid-- Oh, crap.
No, no, sir. I cannot come tomorrow. I need to do this today.