Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What does it say?
I stiII can't beIieve it.
I don't think that's funny.
...and your macho beer commerciaIs.
Yeah, she tried to push me off the train.
-So, what? -InfIexibIe?
Hi, Mrs. Bower.
Kids, I want you to know that what I did here was wrong.
A IittIe seIf-defence.
Is that a faccia, eh?
What--? What--? What am I gonna teII his mother?
In fact, there's a room in the back where I first got...
-What? -It wasn't going yet.
I mean, you just haven't had our disadvantages.
-What kid? -What happened? Who's hurt?
No, I think a Band-Aid wiII take care of that, champ.
-We had to. -They had to.
We're trying to get aIong here, huh?
Oh, thank God.
I'm gIad the two of you are amused...