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get me back. It's very important.
Well, you screwed me again, Gabriel.
dogs? Oh, I love dogs.
As soon as I met these dogs, they started growling at me.
It's already under glass.
Look…you want me to let Mittens in or not?
Jamaal Williams promised me 2 touchdowns!
It's hot in here.
No problem here
You promised a kid in the hospital I'd hit two home runs?
So where's my jacket?
- Yes, he did it. - All right.
George, have you seen Morgan?
We only use the rainbow logo on special occasions.
I was wondering if you could do something to lift his spirits.
Morgan? No, he's doing a great job.
Look…you want me to let Mittens in or not?
...with all the Yankee autographs on it.
Watching your team cover after a late game collapse
So what? Your genitals are still lined up.
Hey, salad's got nothing on this mutton.
It's an interoffice envelope. It gets passed around all over the office.
Hey, what happened to my jacket?
George, by the way, tomorrow night...
Slapping
Like you've never been alive before.
- What are you, one of those-? - No, I'm not one of those.
Pulp
What percentage of people are good-looking?
What are you? One of those- No. I’m not… one of those…
After you scarfed up my mutton...
- Really? - We got into this big fight at lunch.
That was the grapefruit. It's like acid.
Hey, wake up.
Holly.
You're a wake-up guy. Don't you have calls to make?
Hey, salad's got nothing on this mutton.