Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come on Jakey. A Trashman loss is just as good!
So what? Your genitals are still lined up.
Boy, Stubs sure went to town with this thing, huh?
How I fell when I read another story about how our political leaders refuse to help solve our crisis.
Hey, you. Hey, you. Hi.
SAN ANTONIO SPURS
- You squirted me. - Oh, sorry.
Every morning, when you wake up, it's like you're born all over again.
Well, maybe not technically, but-
- I had no idea. - Right there. You just did it again.
See, I disagree. I would rather date the blind.
- Reversed positions? - Yeah, you know, head-to-toe.
The wake-up guy asked you out?
Thank you.
Aight it's cool
Oh, the dogs did that, but it wasn't their fault.
No problem here.
No, he's late again.
God forbid I should borrow one from Holly.
She's probably having a laugh about it right now.
Well, two is better than one.
After Paul O'Neill hits his first home run.
Yeah, when you live alone, your dogs are all you have.
You wanna go out with my cousin Holly. You've never met her.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Then he sent it to room 318...
He can do it, Mr. Kramer.
That's not a home run.
- Well, Babe Ruth did it. - He did not.
Hello.
Well, you screwed me again, Niraj
...that it was more than just a massage.