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Marwa est trop méchante avec moi
Oh, it's a birthday card. Yeah.
I don't know. An envelope?
...I had the irresistible urge to make pork chops for you.
...it's hard to believe you're waking up alone.
A lot more responsibility. Not much more money.
You gave Mema's napkins to some dogs?
This could be worth something.
Yeah, well, why did you have to stick your feet in my face?
Mutton
Then how are all these people getting together?
- Now, you're off on a topic. - That's interesting.
I eat healthy. If I have to take out an eye, that's the breaks.
I must have left it at James'.
I'm sorry. I didn't get any sleep. You kept kicking me in the face.
No, it’s no good. It’s terrible!
- Hot date last night? - I wish.
What everyone does here. Cooking pork chops.
I'm sorry. They're usually very friendly.
Like a quiche thing?
You're in the ballpark.
- Did you hide the dogs? - Yeah, they're in the kitchen.
I mean, I just don't understand it.
You know, I mean, I'm lying in bed.
- Well, the thing is- - It's cold out, okay?
I would ask you to stay, but I only have the sofa bed, and it's where I sleep.
Well, not in so many words...
Like he went out of his way not to sign it.
This is some fine lasagna
Jemele Hill, Billy Matin
A lot more responsibility!! Not much more money
I had dogs chasing me for that.
- By the way, you got that card? - Not yet.
...but my pen's kind of screwed up and you'll probably only get, like, half a P.
Yeah, well, Bobby, what if I told you...
Sometimes I use the sofa.
I'm really not much of a meat eater.
Gout can move, baby!
The point is, in today's modern world, it just doesn't seem relevant.