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- Did you hide the dogs? - Yeah, they're in the kitchen.
I would ask you to stay, but I only have the sofa bed, and it's where I sleep.
Then how are all these people getting together?
Jemele Hill, Billy Matin
Like he went out of his way not to sign it.
I'm sorry. I didn't get any sleep. You kept kicking me in the face.
- Well, the thing is- - It's cold out, okay?
You know, I mean, I'm lying in bed.
What everyone does here. Cooking pork chops.
The point is, in today's modern world, it just doesn't seem relevant.
...I had the irresistible urge to make pork chops for you.
Like a quiche thing?
I'm sorry. They're usually very friendly.
This could be worth something.
Oh, it's a birthday card. Yeah.
Mutton
I'm really not much of a meat eater.
I don't know. An envelope?
- Hot date last night? - I wish.
- Now, you're off on a topic. - That's interesting.
- By the way, you got that card? - Not yet.
Marwa est trop méchante avec moi
You gave Mema's napkins to some dogs?
...it's hard to believe you're waking up alone.
Yeah, well, why did you have to stick your feet in my face?
Well, not in so many words...
I must have left it at James'.
Gout can move, baby!
Sometimes I use the sofa.
Yeah, well, Bobby, what if I told you...
A lot more responsibility!! Not much more money
I had dogs chasing me for that.
I mean, I just don't understand it.
A lot more responsibility. Not much more money.
I eat healthy. If I have to take out an eye, that's the breaks.
You're in the ballpark.
No, it’s no good. It’s terrible!
...but my pen's kind of screwed up and you'll probably only get, like, half a P.
This is some fine lasagna