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You'll look like the shit. All right. Let's just make some news, please.
Yes. Just like the old days. Let's go out there. Let's make some news.
Who will save them? Move, dude!
She throws up all the time. Oh, my God. I just got done.
Oh, come on. Don't be a loser. Yeah!
I was at the club all night
Yes! I feel like well stories are played out.
People don't care about that shit. They want glitz and glamour, celebrities.
Here, take this. What is this?
But she messes up every time!
Well, it's... Okay? Come on, dude.
And I am pissed because I loved that shoe. You dirt.
Cut! Cut that! What are you cutting for? That was just starting to get good.
Oh! Okay! That's a compliment.
THE BLACKS
Don't you guys get tired of doing nothin' except sitting around drinking?
I didn't have much more duct tape. So I figured, stick with the flashlight while we got it.
Is there any kind of thought roaming around in that thick, shit skull of yours?
Put the cats on that. And then at the end of it, a chopping mechanism.
What's the time? Diaper Time! What's the time? Diaper Time!
Okay. We're gonna go down to the power plant...
I think I'd like to avoid the nip slips and up skirts. I see where you're going with this.
Okay. Well, why don't you take my picture now?
No! Charlie, are you gonna set the building on fire?
Are you becoming a club kid now?
A pandemic! Bird flu! Bird flu!
Do you not find this sad and embarrassing for them? Those people are pieces of shit.
I did point the camera at it. But you know what? I did not put a tape in here.