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All right, here it is. You go into the building. You go into the building.
I don't think anybody's really gonna give a shit about a nobody saving a bunch of kittens.
How much more tape? I just don't want it to jiggle around.
And you save them. You save them!
Here's what we do. We recreate your heroic moment.
Ah, no, no, no. But, Dennis, look. "Plutonium smuggled into Syria. "
Hey, Dennis, want one? Maybe not tonight, ladies.
You're not famous yet. You're just some stupid, drunk chick who slept in her own puke.
Really? We'll come back tonight. Come on. Ride's leaving.
And if I can't get into any of the clubs, then how the hell am I supposed to get famous?
[mumbling nonsense] *heavy sigh*
We need a more exciting truth. We do. Yeah.
Goddamn, I'm bored!
Come on. Whoa! Where have you guys been? You look like shit.
Hey. You look gorgeous.
The shit's always going down in Chinatown, boys!
Oh, my God! See what's happening here? We're getting a yelling...
No, come on, dude. Shh. That's not such a...
It's not my fault if you're not living up to your end.
Then I eat breakfast. I like to have fruit.
And what is your name? Dennis Reynolds.
I think what we gotta do is find one sick guy, and do a story about a new pandemic.
Police are currently investigating the cause of the accident. Back to you, Jim.
You want the show to be a hit or what?
That's the same fish they just passed to each other. Like bird flu, fish flu.