Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We are trying to stay "in touch" with what's happening in the world.
Of course everybody wants to be famous 'cause celebrities get everything.
I step on you, and then I throw away the shoe.
Can you see sweat? Because I'm sweating a little bit. So much.
I'm a hero! You got that, right, Charlie?
WHAT'S THE TIME? DIAPER TIME!
Now this is entertainment. Oh.
Don't make me into the bad guy. I'm going out of my way to make us both famous.
Somebody had to save those kittens.
God, that Is so strange. Ew.
What the hell are these guys doing?
I clean you off of my shoes at night.
But if Sweet Dee doesn't make it in time, you're gonna see me chop the cat.
Like people getting assraped?
I'm gonna have you fired, dick hole. Do you know who I am? Do you have any idea?
What does that mean? Is that a joke? How could you get tired of that?
They want to read about shit that's gonna help them forget how miserable their lives are.
I found the kittens!
Congratulations, guys. You're famous.
That's it. We do it again.
Dee, that's not gonna work, okay?
That's ridiculous. I'm just palling around with the guys. How's anybody gonna get hurt?
Well, I quit. 'Cause I can't seem to get into any of the clubs.
You piece of dirt. Who are you? I step on you.
What? What are you talking about?
Three, two, action.
All right, fine. I'll do it. But don't set it on fire, okay?
No one cares about those kinda things, Frank. This guy looks sick.
You want to be informed? Read a newspaper. Dude!