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We don't have to wait in line. Famous, drunk whores, they don't wait in line.
Once she's in those clubs, I can turn her into a celebrity.
I forgot to put a tape in!
WHAT'S THE TIME? PASTA TIME!
Where do they find these people? Look at these people.
Because meat spoils slower in a fridge. So they keep it cold.
Now you're just some stupid, drunk chick lying in garbage.
Uh...
So you never put a tape in? While we were out there taping the guys with the fish!
in compromising situations.
Why'd you drag us to a place like this?
This time we put a tape in... Tape in this time, yes.
I saved your life! I saved your life, bitch! Whoo! Yeah!
What the hell was that?
You piece of subhuman shit.
awwwwww yeah let’s chop cats
I'll talk you into it at some point. And I could be famous just by being friends with you.
We're locked and loaded here, man. I'm ready to shoot this thing.
Do you have one for my sister too?
Hey, what if we set up, like, a conveyor belt situation, right?
They're not even bickering. This isn't gonna lead to karate.
You want to come in with us?
I was at the club all night Are you becoming a club kid now?
Anybody can get on that! Yeah.
I think you’re gonna be a star
Yeah. Yeah. I did and I didn't, Frank. What?
Where am I? I'm crashing pretty hard. I need to go home and get some sleep.
What the hell are these guys doing?
Run off to the bathroom and cram a couple fingers down your throat.
We're gonna pull the cat out of there before it gets to the chopper.
You're gonna be a big star. Be in a magazine. No, no, no.
I cannot believe you guys. I could've been killed!