Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Nobody watches public access. I don't want to be on public access.
Good evening, Philadelphia. We've just received word that...
That was what was happening! That's what was going on in the world, man!
Yeah, we put you out. That's right.
I'm gonna be on the news! Oh, my God.
I'm not. But I could be famous if I just got drunk, went out to a club...
I'm sorry if my breath stinks.
Uh...
Wow, Dancing Guy!
Nobody's getting assraped, Frank! God, man. Stop saying "assraped. "
What the hell are these guys doing?
You need to just start calming down and relaxing a little bit more, man.
It smells like the bottom of a birdcage.
Come on. Let's do something. We're a little busy here, Frank.
Remember when we made the news show for eighth grade? For social studies?
Yeah, I remember that video. You guys were burning G.I. Joes and throwing rocks at cats.
A pandemic! Bird flu! Bird flu!
Maybe we'll wear more makeup. Don't blame it on my sweat glands. That's not fair.
We don't want to just scare people. We want to blow the lid off of real scandals.
awww yeah let’s chop cats
We're not doing the celebrity thing anymore. We're done with that.
that the camera might see my hand killing the cat.
It's freezing! Yeah. They try to keep them alive.