Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- We're her sons. - Twin sons.

You ain't gonna rock and roll no more

- Mm-mmm ! - Mmm !

He thinks we're going to look up our ancestors...

I got a bucket of ice and a very good bottle of wine.

Yes, can I help you ?

You got a lot of rules, Jules.

unless I know for sure that I have...

Mom hasn't seen me in all these years.

But there was a mix-up in the hospital...

- You borrowed money from a loan shark ? - What do you got ?

We were never supposed to meet.

172 Canyon Glen Drive, Los Angeles.

and you'd get laid.

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Twenty thousand.

Odd, the contents of his files are missing.

Julius, I know this is a touchy subject for you...

I would have done the same thing.

- lt's too bright. - Then we got into a fight.

There's only $4000 here. For a car like this is $6000.

- Just use the gas. - Okay, one foot.

Beetroot, l'll see you in Houston.

Oh, Julius. My little baby poodle.

[ Vince ] lt's not up here.

lt's this style thing. That's how he expresses himself.

When you see Richard Pryor Eddie Murphy Steve Martin Bernie Mac Eddie Griffin Redd Foxx Steve Harvey and Cedric Entertainer on your front lawn

Yes, I have a map.

- Marnie. - Hi.

that his mother died while giving birth to him.

Five million dollars !

lt was really quite upsetting.

Hey, he's my brother.

Would you drive this car back from the airport for me ?

he had not one, but six fathers--

- I don't think you know that. - Well, I do.

That's right, Julius. She abandoned me.

- l'm looking for Vincent Benedict. - You got him.

Listen, the most amazing thing has happened, Vincent.

especially chosen for their genetic excellence.

We're not twins. We're not brothers.

Hey, big fella.

- Well, who are you ? - We're the Klane brothers.

She had not only one but 9 dads

- a physicist at M.l.T. ? - Yes, he won the NobeI Prize.

Brother to brother my brother

l'll get it in a minute.

Julius already knew that he was the product...

Brother to brother

Tucko-day Ragga-do-ga hoo-ha-yeah

No I want a anime girl moaning toy

lf you're lying to me, l'll be back.

I got a reputation to uphold.

- Linda, there's no other girls. Not any more. - Yeah ?

but l'm sure it can be resolved...

Keeps them on their toes.

We're kind of a surprise.

- Did you come here alone, unarmed ? - Yeah.

Looks like l'm gonna be doing business with... him.

to have any more children.

Juggle-baba Betta-do-thee

You moves too soon Stevie

Beetroot McKinley talkin'. Who is this ?

I did nothing. The pavement was his enemy.

Tonight is your night bro You're gonna get IT!!

- You're outta control. - No, l'm not.

Do you know how many times l've heard stories like this ?

- They told her that I died. - No kidding ?

Sorry I tore your shirt. I don't know what happened.

when money talks bullshit walks!

You're a goddamned millionaire.

300 miles south, southwest of Fiji.

Thanks. This is gonna be great.

You moved too soon.

Look, there's no way, Mr Beetroot...

Somebody else developed it, but I just had to have it.

You gotta understand something, Benedict.

That’s right 9

- lf you can believe that ! - What ?

You got a point.

There's nothin' here except me and three losers.

- Happy birthday, Vince. - Oh.

They're shameless. They'll try anything.

but they all disappear from view.

l'm certain God had a purpose when he created Vince Benedict...

- All I wanted was to make us into a family. - Family, my butt !

He will arrange to trade you a briefcase for the merchandise in the trunk.

Revolutionary fuel-injection system for jets.

Actually, I hate violence.

You literally have no brain Is any bunny ever home upstairs?

I love it when you hit people, Julius.

- who probably knows where Mom is. - Oh, great ! Yes !

Thanks for coming back, Vincent.

I know, I know, I know, I know.

[ Engine Starts ]

Don't just stand there. Go introduce yourselves.

But for a brief period, they were considered valuable.

Dick, Tonight is your night bro!

Tossing your cookies ?

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