Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know you guys are gonna do time for this.
Why? What's the matter?
What? Buy one, get one free.
♪ If this ain't love, you better just say so ♪
it's bound to get people into the pharmacy.
Geez, Joe, let it go.
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪
I think I know how to get him off the case once and for all.
how they just let you out of jail.
Let's burn the place down!
Yeah, and there's more where that came from.
Oh, thank you, Joe.
This interview is over.
"I don't know
You guys, I just can't take this anymore.
But I thought you made a lot of money here.
A pocket-dial voicemail from Peter
♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪
Right after the chapter on writing complaint letters
Well, insurance fraud is not the way to help somebody out.
when she asks where you were tonight?
This is a serious felony.
All right, guys, all we got to do now is keep a low profile
What? Now just hold on, Quagmire.
They took what should have been a pleasant experience
I am paying for fully formed crackers,
Get one free? Wow!
Hey, do you think Chris is old enough to be my friend?
then light them all at once, it'll look like a short circuit.
Hey, it's Joe, open up.
Maybe this was all a big mistake.
That's a piece of evidence that hurts all of us.
This is the right way to deal with your problems.
Oh, my God, a piece of your brain came out!
as it was happening.
Old enough? Yes. But I wouldn't bark down that alley.
Oh, my God, look at that fire we started, Quagmire and Mort.
What store are you talking about?
Said the policy didn't cover an "act of rod."