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(CHANTING): On the roster!
gander
Hmm? Hmm.
They think their stupid city has the best everything:
Same to you.
We don't cheat.
I'm finally living my dream
What?
You made us leave that lovely city
Move your garbage car!
The teacher is Doris Kearns Goodwin.
(LAUGHTER) Automatic.
I hate fucking niggers fuck fuck fuck Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz fucking fuck
(GRUNTS)
Theater?
Well, I'm still mad at you.
And unlike the nuclear plant,
- ♪ Ooh ♪ - ♪ La la la la la la la la... ♪
I hope it never ends.
Niga guy happens fuck fuck fuck niga guy
Very sweet.
with a better life...
And because of our state's super-socialized health care,
You dorks are just jealous of all our championship rings.
Thinks he's so handsome, just 'cause he's drop-dead gorgeous.
I see double double chrome shits strike a verse
I like Boston!
(HOMER GASPS)
Do you vaccinate your children?
Fenway is a terrible ballpark!
Hell to the derrr, little bro!
(GRUNTS)
Ooh, a parade.
has knocked my misguided hate into the gutter.
So don't is mine.
♪ La la la ♪
(GROANING)
What a first-ballot hall-of-fame loser.
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