HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Destroyed my relationships, obliterated my career. And for nothing.
[clears throat] Feel-good.
[Vert] He bought a telephone company, a sports team, and when he didn't like
[both moaning]
I am adoring your cross-country exposition of the ugly underbelly
Oh, shit. Well, how many companies are there now?
Yeah?
-Hey. I got you something. -What? Shut up!
and make some feel-good videos.
who, again, just got here, waltzing around the house
Arguments, Opinions, Reflections, Recollections, The Razor Tax--"
-Uh... No. -Yes!
Monsanto, JP Morgan Chase, Marie Osmond?
It's like the Tom Hanks of poisoning people.
No, no, it's good,
-Not bad. -It's because the bread
But I can't be with you if you're the only good thing in my life.
Well, we got a job to do, right? Could get chilly up there.
And it's not just yourself, because every time you get cold,
I had one contact on the warehouse floor, Matt Minnowman.
I hear it did wonders for the Zodiac killer.
You have been such a good thing for me.
people think our business is uncompromised by morality and our stock goes up.
Why?
F-f-f-f-fast forward to the 1980s,
Diane, I love that you still eat sandwiches.
something just for me.
Local cameraman has a pretty good thing going,
than the average girl giraffe.
What are we supposed to do with just one bed?
[Guy] Wow, there she is!