Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I just don't understand why you're so into punishing yourself.
Ezekiel cornered the market, and choked out the competition
Welcome! Here at Whitewhale Consolidated Interests,
[sighs]
because I would love some clarification. Am I your girlfriend?
This is not even about the world, this is about you and me.
promoting unrealistic beauty standards.
Am I the, um, "you know, woman that I work with"?
Okay.
AT&T AOL Time Warner PepsiCo Haliburton Skynet Toyota Trader Joe's?
at the Chicago Whitewhale building tomorrow at 2:00.
and I had no friends and no job,
That the universe has a way of looking out for us if we just stop fighting it, but...
What about that girl who opened up a lemonade stand
Fast forward to today, and it looks like I gobbled up you!
I feel so shitty all the time.
-[Diane gasping] -[both giggling]
-guess who has to give you his coat. -Oh, sorry, does that inconvenience you?
Okay, talk soon. BoJack.
Today, your phone is ringing.
You're not gonna stop us.
A small, independent start-up bought out by a huge conglomerate.
-[groans angrily] -But then today, I see Beverly,
Well, I'm always trying to get more girls interested in agriculture.
-[Diane moaning] -She's allergic.
-so I'll cut right to the chase. -[Guy] Oh!
-Maybe there's your story. -Not your story?
to pay for her dad's cancer treatment?
It's too much pressure. I'm sorry.
-[crickets chirping] -[phone buzzes]
So, on the plane I was thinking,
Uh... [giggles nervously]
I don't care if he doesn't wanna talk to me. I'm his father. No, Lady--
[BoJack's voice] Dear Diane, hello.
Some days it feels like you're not progressing at all, other days you think,
because she never found out who her secret admirer was.
Can I get you a Pepsi Cola? Or anything else from the vast Whitewhale
has tested positive for avian botulism.
But if you wanted to stay, I could make things so good for you, Diane.
Vertical Integration!
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