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-[Jameson grunting] Whoa! Ow. -Huh?
-And his dumb stupid car! -Whoa, whoa, whoa!
You think you're ready to go back into the world?
so, you know, put me down for kitchen clean-up duty
Hey, snitch! I only sneak in vodka
was to find someone so special.
Okay. It is not what it looks like, I swear.
Ugh.
When *wasn't* the first time i drank?
And now there's a new baby and no one pays attention to you.
This is your boyfriend's house?
I just snuck out and I'm coming back,
You don't need to do that.
Oh, what does it matter? We both know this place is bullshit!
Bye, Daddy! Love you!
I'll just find Dathan, crush him with my thigh gap,
but when I was on break playing with my model helicopter,
-[crying] -Parents are terrible.
And she said to tell you she hopes you like cold, burnt pot roast
I mean, drinking's cool, it's just that we're underage
international supermodel Cindy Crawfish!
-I'm at Coachella... -Uh-huh.
I'm so sorry, sir.
-Wha... -Oh, boy.
Ah, yeah, bye, Katie.
-Oh, no! -It gets worse!
Because I'm the idiot who helped you escape.
-Okay, buddy? -Okay.
and drowned Downtown Julie Brown's dummy drumming dum-dum-dum-dum,
Oh, my God. Jameson.
-You can't go in there. -I'll be fine.
[crickets chirping]
-I need help. Hello? Ah! -Checking in.
So, the gate code is one, two, three, four, five, six?
-Can you patch me through to Todd? -What? Call him yourself.
and disrupting the big finale
-[exhales] -Jameson!
[pants, sighs]
Hey, no way, the party's just beginning. Let's do one more take!
Although, I'm not looking forward to getting on a crowded bus
[whistles tune]
don't mean it's your wedding day, pardon the expression.