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I do. I feel good, I feel clear.
I've heard of being at the end of my rope...
Ugh!
[record playing]
-So, sounds like rehab's goin' well, huh? -No!
-[woman moaning] -Huh?
-Um... -Have you been smuggling in alcohol?
in the middle of the night, but I can't help you.
-[knocking on door] -[boy] Hey, who's in there?
-And your friend sucks. -No, they're right.
I listen in group! Your mom died of cancer.
Now the new baby's the baby, which means the car is the new me,
♪ And I'm trying to hold on to my past ♪
That's the only question I had.
When wasn't the first time I drank?
♪ You start to move around While you dance in place ♪
At least... No, it was his baby before the new baby came.
I only remember your number because it was such a dumb number with all those fours.
Why do you have to be responsible for all the ways he screwed you up?
Nobody made me drink.
♪ It's been so long I don't think I'm gonna last ♪
I thought she would change after she had her baby, but...
even though he's never getting his finance job back?
so everyone's gonna be distracted, which means this is the perfect time.
-Todd, I gotta go. -[beeps]
-You have no idea what I've been through. -I know everything you've been through.
♪ And you start to sing along ♪
so I can finally stop hurting the people around me, dipshit!
[music stops]