Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

P.S. I'm writing This in the nude."
Where eddie is, It's still going on.
Ah. That is Hysterical.
Oh, dear. Guess who.
Sammy, you know I can do it.
This is not gambling.
Sure, but you got To remember me.
You end up either losing money Or taking it from friends.
Come here. Woody, listen to me For a minute.
Oh, yes!
Hey, wow,
From parental embraces
I always sat Right behind First base,
Oh, that eddie.
We play A little game here,
About how another one Of your relatives
Listen, honey, I got to go.
How does he stop?
Just go on back to your Sad, pathetic lives.
It's my second Wedding anniversary.
Listen, honey, i'm sorry I couldn't come home.
His real name Isn't edward.
I just wish someone Would send me some damn roses.
Well, turns out The only reason
How gullible Doth the think i am?
You've been carrying around A gift from your mother For 10 years?
Hey! Whoa! Where you going? What is that about?