Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You remember Claire? - Are you kidding?

Mmm. You're not giving him that.

You think that wolf down there's gonna be afraid of a shoe?

I mentioned a few times I was thinking of taking up the saxophone.

when you park without a permit.

Do you remember the time you quit Cub Scouts and Dad got mad at you...

"Hip-hip-hip hooray.

I have a tennis racket upstairs I only use as a bubble bath frother.

The Sparks are up by eight if anybody cares.

Okay, but don't go far away because I might need help with the zipper, okay?

Froot Loop necklace. Baby Jesus. Keys.

I just always assumed you would marry Claire Pritchett.

Ay, I want to get in the boat.

- Wow. - How do you put this on?

Well, check it and burn. We totally did that.

- Let's wrap this up, Princess. - Okay. Love you. Bye.

Okay, let's go.

- I'm sorry. We're sorry. - We're sorry.

What are you guys doing?

Oh. Uh, nothing.

I can't talk about Grandpa dressed like this.

I used every line you gave me and she totally ate it up.

I'll bet you just need a little practice.

Good luck, Dunphy. I'm off to get some new cross trainers.

- Now what do we do? - Well, you could try telling him we used to live here.

I can't help it.