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She can be mean in Spanish.
Now, the old Jay would have said...
Her name's Tara. We have great chats online.
I still have my family, and you guys made such a big fuss.
She intimidates me. Every time I open my mouth, I say something stupid.
What do you think?
Oh! Hmm.
Permission to come aboard.
Oh, not now, honey.
- Excuse me, miss. - Sorry.
I dragged it back here this afternoon. I know it's not the lake.
Yeah. Hey, Mom.
Jay!
Yeah, but it's a little see-through.
Promise me you'll never... change.
- Right?
- Why no offense?
If you're in a hurry, go by yourself.
Surprised?
She wants to go on a date now, to the batting cage.
I'm gonna go upstairs, curl up with a Ludlum and call it a day.
Okay, that-that's trespassing.
I'm sorry, Dad, and we're so glad that you came...
- I'll see ya. - No, no.
- And, of course, the cake is, uh, mine. - Fantastic.
Where did you get a sailor's suit on short notice?
What are you doing this weekend? That'd be fun, huh?
I already saw the cake. I bought it while I was busy not fishing.