Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I got into it with Gloria a little bit. Oh, no. What happened?
But I am telling him that every time he looks at porn, God kills a puppy.
Um, this particular woman-
I didn't put my hands on your stuff.
Okay, Dad, good talk. See you later.
And then one of the Transformers- And then it-
What happened? Who's in trouble?
He's not a guest. He works for us.
Oh, one of my favorite childhood memories was attending the Moscow Marionette Theater.
Oh, really, Cam. You never mentioned that before.
You know, if I can put up with those, you can put up with a piece of art.
- Ay, no. My bracelet got caught a little bit here. - Well, don't panic.
Oh, that's my wife, Claire.
[Claire] Haley's off in her own world.
Oh- But you know what? There's no need to apologize.
Can I be on the bottom now? Yep.
What are you trying to say?
Oh, she's probably a little young anyway.
- Luke read my journal! - I told you it wasn't me!
Oh. What grade are you in? Phil!
You never, ever-
Couple that with the cutoff jeans- And you were asking about the weather, weren't you?
Let's just call Gloria and have her deal with it, okay?
And then, my needs- my needs come second. Your needs right now...
I'm gonna have to, uh, call you back.
I will handle this, okay?
Oh, is there any better feeling in the world than having your ears flap in the wind?
Now, it's fine.
I'm not panicking. All right, try to relax.
If it wasn't you, who was it? [Door Opens]
Okay, fine. If it'll prove to you...