Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Chandler Bing. - Oh, Bing.

- Did she know you two weren't married? - Yeah.

I chose those. I'm a paleontologist.

No, you're a horny bitch! No, you're a horny bitch!

Hey, how, uh, serious are you about keeping Ben in your life?

Well, um, they both have a egg yolk and butter base.

I don't see any reason why I'd do that to myself again.

(Snaps Fingers)

Your lack of accountability and management is abysmal

I think you'll find if I work here that I don't micromanage.

- Why not? - Well, the interview.

Oh, Rach, I was just messing around. Heh.

It must be a good review. Is it great?

Okay. Because for a minute you seemed...

Ugh, I can't wait to read the front page tomorrow:

I see. Nice sidestep on the "do do" thing.

Really? That is so cool.

Listen, to be honest, home deliveries aren't really part of my job description.

I didn't write it.

I still remember my first good one:

Oh, my God! Look at all the newspapers.