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You're a greeter. Now, please return to your stool.
- Take off your top! - It's Hank's wife.
Hop in, I'm gonna treat all the Hill boys to some ice cream.
I tend to look older because the Japanese shot my shins off in the war.
But in a few minutes, you is gonna wish you was dead.
awarded for bravery at lwo Jima.
LEWIS: If we can't agree on it...
I want to buy G.H. and me a set of walkie-talkies.
That's right, Bobby.
You're supposed to yield, you... Not anymore.
Hank, I thought it over.
- Sixty and four. - Sixty and five.
Ass.
- You should be marching in that parade. - Can't.
There he is!
- There's a Lenscrafters down at the-- - No wife of mine is gonna work.
I tried to, but he said he only needed one bullet.
You know, for when he learns to walk and talk.
COTTON: Come on, Topsy, is you in or is you out?
then Bob and I will go to Del Taco and you two go to Taco Bell, okay?
Best thing I ever did. I'm worth more dead than alive.
Jeremy's Wife ...Quinn
I'll be marching here in Arlen with my war buddies.
Now, you listen to me, junior.
We are recreating the famous flag-raising scene at lwo Jima.
Old Halloween decorations were the best I could do at 4:00 a.m., Hank.
Hold on a minute now. There's gotta be something...
Peggy, you can't make fun of war heroes in a Veterans Parade.