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Now, I'd say it's a second-place float right now.
Hey, you know who might have some of those?
I ain't gonna be here tomorrow. I'm marching in the Veterans Parade...
The Colonel asked me for some ammunition...
Didi, you're a certified optometrical assistant.
It's just like a second honeymoon. Only, it's not El Paso.
Am I the only onewho allows his Mind to prance outside the box
I bit a Nazi's windpipe in half!
Would you believe this isn't the first time that's happened to me?
You've been promoted to Men's Room Attendant.
The way you talk to me...
I didn't plan on busting through my wienie shield...
We could cash that in.
The school picked my float design for the Veterans Day parade.
I'll show you what a 75-year-old shinless man can remove.
I have been calling you. How long have you been in town?
Cotton Hill, when presented with the same situation.
You're such a nag.
I love a parade.
Rob Rainer says that the first year of life...
I'm on my break from my greeter's job. What do you want? I'm busy.
You wrote on your application that you're 38 years old?
Like last year's school float.
I'm your daddy.
your marching shoes.
Cost you $200 a day. There's only one way you can make that.
- Not now, woman. - Yes, now.
- that we can work out here. - It's too late for that, Hank.