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Moved to Provincedale. No.
I'm your man, Mr. Lewis.
Afternoon, ma'am. Wayne Pratley, Pratley Cadillac and Hyundai.
He kept talking about how important it is to have life insurance.
which, due to the spectacular failure...
I've decided to let you give me some money.
Dad, you in here? They said you were back here.
You owe me $2.65.
Sorry, Toppington.
and paid for your glasses all them years, four eyes.
You're five months behind on your payments.
- Please don't kill me. - I won't.
You should put that money into life insurance.
Food, clothes, sissy lenses for your eyes.
- Sir, there are only 50 cans here. - Fifty-three.
I tell you, Hank, ever since you sold me those propane patio heaters...
COTTON: Waffles! Where's my waffles?
Probably.
Or if we attach a steel extrusion to the front, we could push the float.
Boys, slap me five.
I only call the people I want to see.
Now, hold on there. You can't ask an applicant his age.