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A textbook post-murder guilt-driven suicide.
I-I would just watch and eat cookie dough.
Hey, look at you, buddy.
Mm-hmm.
Is that also insane?
Uh, no, I'm not really interested in you
Lovely.
like a beaten dog scrounging on the side of the road,
I hid the truth, which was
No!
I don't believe you.
when you're in a loop of endless suffering?
You can't admit to a single thing you did wrong?
And she makes a mean turmeric smoothie.
Miss Lopez.
for your recent firing.
or drag my brother into one of your schemes
Lucifer knows she's a temp, right?
when obsessed people don't have their love reciprocated,
Wow.
I'll do it.
no need to get the detective involved.
If you need to "reverse-Oprah" me
So you're Axara's bodyguard, are you?
Uh...
We'll see.
Apart from the person who tried to rocket you
I think you'll be very proud.
Okay, fine.
We've grown quite close since yesterday.
Or it ain't worth living.
Good luck.
Benny Parker, LAPD.
Right. And factor in Benny's VIP pass, which means he had access.
How do you stay so positive?
Help me!
you little gem.
I know I promised
Be a good way to disguise the taste.
Your hopes, your dreams. Hmm?
Come on, I'm all ears.
My friend who works the intake desk at the precinct.
not the destination.
Benny Parker.
Music.
- I'm calling Chloe. - No! No, I mean,
- Really? - Yeah.
It says I have really nice arms, doesn't it?
Do I hate her?
Oh, look what just arrived.
- You don't even know what you're doing. - ...you don't want to...
You'll have to ask Axara for details.
Rinse off all the nutrients? Don't be silly.
to take away the thing I care about the most.
he and Axara are poker buddies, it's all been sorted.
Like, a lot.
It was a bitch to work for that bitch...
Come on.
This month's winner is...
and you still won't stop.
And these are some of his tweets.