Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you
Hmm... C-minus.
You said you wanted Hammond Druthers.
I mean I stand by what I did, Ted.
Good one, sir.
a customer at Big Wave Luau.
You claim to have so much sex.
Then you're fired.
What? What's gone?
signed three times by Pete Rose in your desk drawer?
Who wants espresso?
Oh. You know what, Ted?
Lily stole my boss' baseball signed three times by Pete Rose.
or open alimony checks.
to captivate her prey.
Let her go.
Sounds to me like she could be a cougar.
Give him his ball back right now.
Now, as most of you know,
Fine we listen to you sing We will untie you later the
What? You gonna cry?
You should feel proud.
You didn't tame the cougar. You just made her angrier.
I think I figured out what I want to be when I grow up.
Well, not unless he somehow passed all his licensing exams.
You didn't budget your time well,
That's a pig.
days, weeks, half a year.
Just let it go, man. You're making things worse.
That's a penis
to decide he's homesick,