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A prime specimen.
to the entire sports world-- ever "allegedly" did!
You might say that, Ted.
I guess you were sick the day they taught that at Sandwich University.
And things are a little bit crazy right now
That's a weenus!
a savage, man-eating jungle cat,
Oh, I don't think that's how you're supposed to greet
or a purring, satisfied kitty?
If you're watching them bounce,
I promise you, after tonight, that cougar will be my pet,
and he may shuffle off at any minute."
and now she's taking it out on us.
to ward off rival females...
Lily was mentally deranged.
Aloha, island visitors.
No.
Can you picture it, Ted?
The name's Barney.
The big wave brought you to our humble luau.
so it's really important we don't blow it.
Even though she was back from San Francisco,
It was an amazing safari.
That’s a penis
back to her lair.
Seriously, none of this would have happened if it weren't for you.
Aw, crap.
- A what? - A cougar.
I can't wait to show you guys the slides.
Now I want you to design some Styrofoam trees