Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dude, you're killing me.

I just pulled an all-nighter!

You weren't kidding. It really does look like a giant penis.

It's the last thing I want to do when I get home.

I revised my syllabus for the spring semester.

major league baseball's all-time hit leader,

Not a beekeeper.

That’s a minion!

and your oral presentation was sloppy and inconclusive.

Ted, didn't you tell me they need a new assistant in your office?

Oh, my God. Incredible.

Now, gather 'round.

# She showed me very nice... #

But, this time, no mercy. I don't care how long it takes--

I'm going to be a life coach.

Well, I just found this note.

Druthers just thinks someone stole his ball.

Okay, I may have exaggerated that last one,

Everybody get in here now!

but then I noticed you...

That's a penis!

the Spokane National Bank Building.

- Styrofoam trees! - That's the spirit.

Tonight, I'm seeing her again.

I lost my ice cream!

Ted, you've got promise.

so I'll know he's coming. Got it?

What? No. We had sex yesterday.

What does his ball have to do with anything?

but I'm not building it.