Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know what- Oh, Jesus Christ. That's all I need.
I'll have the pancakes and the age of enlightenment, please.
Can't make any more excuses for myself.
I don't remember you ever leaving long enough to make a phone call to anybody.
I didn't even want it. I just wanted to order it.
I wish they still had fights in this game so I could bitch-slap Wayne.
I know, the new places down on the strip,
She didn't like me, okay? I made a fool of myself.
Oh, she didn't see that.
It just makes me sick.
So I finished reading with her.
What kind of a car do you drive?
I know!
She likes you.
- But Moms keeps asking me. - Boy, does it hurt when they ask.
THis is hal. We call him double down.
- You never even mentioned me? - Very pretty girl.
- Is that right? - Well, I don't know if it's true.
Do you know what I mean? Like we're not trying to... whatever. It was very cool.
You're not sure where he's coming from, okay? You're a bad man.
But that was pretty, Sue. Check this out on the instant replay.
- Then you can't drink. - Why not?
- No, it's all right. - It's just that, you know-
She's got her own life to deal with, man, and that's in New York.
I'm telling you, Shane, you always double down on an 11.
Hey, there she is, the most special lady in town, right?
- No, no, no, no, wait. - Yeah, yeah.
… wwwow…
- I host an open mike there. - No.
Why, so you can sit around your stuffy apartment beating yourself up over it?
You know. All that shit.
We're gonna be up five "hundy" by midnight!
Big fuckin' deal.
No? You're sure? Monday nights, open mike?
Darren baby...you're so money and don't even know it!
Why are we going to a bar at 10:00?
- Thank you so much! - Why not? By all means.
Renaissance. It went over her head.
I figured, they make movies in LA, not in Wisconsin, so I moved here.
Well, neither is acting, not if you're serious about it.
They're gonna give Daddy the Rain Man suite. You dig that?
- What? She smiled. - That's not cool, man.
Don't remind me.
Then he says to me... He says, "Trent, I gotta be honest with you.
By the way, I'm Goofy. Send more money."
No. You know what, have you gotten laid...
I never get to play.
Yeah, well. Two's enough not to look anxious.
I heard he drives a carriage around Central Park or something.
Do you ever play out here? I'd love to see you sometime.
You don't think he would want to?
Not funny, okay?
It's red. I have a... It's a red Cavalier.
Who’s the BIG Winner?
Ah. How rude of me. I never... I never gave you... the tour.
Is that okay? Yeah. Is that okay? Yeah.
She was smiling at what an asshole you are.
Mikey, I'm telling you, man. I was money.
- Vegas, baby Vegas! - What do you mean, Vegas?
I call my agent up. She says, "Trent, they asked for you specifically."
It didn't.
Check it out his heads bleeding
And I say to him, "Well, how old exactly is the role of brother?"
Could we get out of here, alright? Because I'm not gonna pay for a room.
What the fuck did you want me to do, man?
That went plenty nice, baby. You're up 20 bucks.
You wake up every day, it hurts a little bit less...
- But you gotta be cool. - I'm cool, baby, I'm cool.
You’re growns up!
Waiting two days to respond is sorta industry standard But I think three days is kinda money
- So what's the difference? - There is no difference right now.
You're fuckin' makin' me sick! You want to kiss me!
- Is that okay? - Yeah.
to find and have no sign.
What are you doing?
I'm gonna ask you a simple question, and I want you to listen to me.
Anyway, I probably should have waited two days.
It's gonna be a lay-up.
Six years.
- Then ask her where you met her. - Yeah.
I mean, not for six years or anything, but I've been there.
I need to...
Well, that's what I heard.
- No. - Why not?
You're better off without this girl. You gotta trust me on this, Mike.
You really think they don't know?
You're a better man than I am, Charlie Brown.
Gentlemen, out of Glenfiddich.
- I thought I was gonna die. - Oh, God.
No, she's not looking at you, dude.
- Hey guys, let's just take the front. - We don't gotta wait in line.
That's great. Isn't that funny?
I'm gonna tell you something, T. Are you listening?
You start talking to 'em about, you know, puppy dogs and ice cream.
- Fine, I guess. How are you? - Good.
Why'd they get rid of the fighting? It's the best part of the old version.
- How're you doin', guys? - Hey, boys.
Would you like to have some breakfast this morning, ma'am?
Just watch old T-bone there and learn.
And it's one of these Hollywood clubs and there's no sign.
You bring something nice to wear.