Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know, no harm done.

- Double down. - What?

- Shit. - Mommy's big boy.

Sorry about what happened at the Dresden, man.

So the only difference is if I

- All right. - How you doin', man?

They fuckin' love T, man. That boy can talk.

If you meet a girl in a bar and you talk to her...

There's the rub? There's the rub.

- Over easy. - I'll be back with the coffee.

They'll probably fall all over themselves for

- See that? He's being funny. - Whatever.

- You think she's coming back here? - Baby, I know she's coming back here.

This is definitely a step back for me.

- How you doin' tonight? - Hey, Gary.

- What does he do? - He's trying to be an actor.

You're the big winner in more ways than one.

I just want to know if you might want to go with me.

the shit, then they give us shit for free.

- We're goin' to Vegas tonight. - What are you talkin' about, Vegas?

Party, buddy! Yeah! Dig that!

Vegas, baby. Vegas.

- They don't know any better. - Do you know how stupid that sounds?

And if you tell the bartender to go easy on the water...

It's red. I have a... It's a red [COROLLA].

I don't talk about her that much.

Keep the waters comin'.

- I don't think she liked me anyway. - Oh Mike, I'm tellin' you, man.

I'm gonna make Wayne Gretzky's head bleed for super fan number 99 over here.

Maybe he'd like to come in and join us for a cocktail, Michael.

of course it's going to end up on the friendship tip.

You're so... you're so money, and you don't even know it.

- Set the game up. - Great times.

Dude, get the fuck off me. I'm not kidding.

Oh, no, no, it's totally cool, man.

Don't apologize for it.

How 'bout now? Is she looking over here now?

Mike, do you even think I know what the hell they're saying to me half the time?

Why do you think they put the instant replay in the game? So you can see if it’s bull shit!

We're gonna meet our honeys soon. Alright?

It's like, "Mom, hi. I didn't get that pilot.

Oh, who's your representation back East?

The whole Judy Garland thing kinda turned me on.

but, really, he had his own things going on.

What about now? Is she looking now?

I grew up in L.A. … … Anaheim.

Gretzky's a little bitch.

You have to put things in perspective.

my man spent on that Vegas movie?

The guy working the camera, you know,

But the kind of crying that's like we're trying not to cry.

- I think about you every day. - Really?

- Midnight. - Midnight.

No, he's not. Listen, it's a whole other

Just fuckin' move it.

of Tina Yothers, you know, from Family Ties.

See, that's what I'm trying to tell you, baby.

or how their dad can't show 'em affection.

Ladies, don't you always double down on an 11?

waiting two days to reply is industry standard but three days is kinda money

Tell her I was cleaning out my wallet and

I'm gonna bring an old friend from back home. He just moved out here.

and you look like you gamble a lot, they give you free shit.

- And you said "double down." - Double down.

Oh, let's see, I'll have the Toucan.

It was six months ago, and she didn't leave me.

I'm sure she'll call.

In fact, you can only do stuff to make her not want to come back.

We'll play some more. He likes to get scored on.

Well, yeah. It wasn't that simple, but...

Any way, and also, sorry to call so late...

See, baby, it's not that hard.

You guys are assholes. Eat, eat, you fuckin' jackals.

- How you been? Good to see you. - Hey, good to see you.

Look, we're gonna spend half the night driving around

and that you wanna party.

You know what? Ha, ha, ha, Mike. Laugh all you want.

- And you know what he said? - What? What?

I thought you'd appreciate that.

Who's the big winner?

Hi, Nikki, this is Mike. Could you just, call me when you get in?

- Budweiser. - A Dewars on the rocks and a Bud.

I don't think I've ever met her before. I would definitely remember this one.

It's a starring role. I practiced for like a week. Right?

No, I'm across the street. Yeah.

It's just I... I'm not attracted to them.

Maybe a Weekend Vibes…any hazy.

Ummm I don’t want to bet it all…

DNA to Logo is industry standard but logo to DNA is kinda money

Everybody steals from everybody. That's movies.

Actually, I haven't heard an official "no" yet.

How good am I doin'?

for at least five minutes.

- 'Cause I... - So what do you do, Trent?