Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- It's just you been there, man. - Don't sweat it.
I’m telling you baby you always double down on Taylor Swift
And I figure if we buy a lot of chips, though, the pit boss will see us...
Twelve. Sixteen.
Scotch on the rocks.
Any other Disney character would be fine.
- Well, that's dumb. - What's so dumb about it?
What'd you say, bitch?
- Trent. - Stop right there.
I know, but it's $200. It's blood money.
Watch where you're going, asshole.
Aww. What the hell are you kickin' me for?
I have a calling card.
- Fuck him up. - Smack that fuckin' bitch.
- You wanna talk about it? - What's the point?
It's not you, it's me.
You grow, go out, anything.
Make Kadri’s head bleed
- All right, buddy? - Stop talking. Shut up.
Is this a fuckin' production for ya?
Don’t give me that shit. You know exactly what I mean...
- I'm Lorraine. - Like the quiche.
Okay, fine. Take my last 20. Here. Jesus fucking Christ.
I'll hit again.
It's in the back, alright? I'll put it on when we get there.
- Who, Rob? - Yeah, you know him.
I am unbelievable. Look at it.
- at the Bamboo Lounge at 6:01? - You got it.
And you know what? I can cry on cue.
It's just I been... I been out of the game for so long, man.
That's all right, man. I still haven't told my folks
No, no, no, no, no. Now, you got to admit...
I mean, I could, like, forget about her.
Why not?
Always.
He said, "I just want her to be happy."
tearing their face. They're crying their eyes out.
- I'm a producer. - Cool!
- I'm sorry, man. I didn't know. - Don't sweat it, Mike.
You're gonna screw up our plan.
There's just something about being Goofy, all right?
- Yeah, well, they're all skanks. - What are you talkin' about?
Would you dance with me?
And then I took you and introduced you to my manager.
Beautiful babies. You want to come with?
These cells are dead anyway.
Soldes the big winner!
- Will you shut up? - You were great tonight!
Then it hit me on the way over here, you know, like a ton of bricks.
that the SteadiCam shot in Goodfellas was the money.
- Yeah, that's great. - Yeah?
T-
- Right. - Like give me a minute.
So he says to me-I swear to God he says this to me with a straight face.
Did you... did you just walk in, or were you listening all along?
He don't look it. No, he's mean. I seen him in a fight once.
Hey Mikey! Is he Brown!?! Is he cute!? If he’s clean let him in!
forget about her or just pretend to forget about her.
He’s so…he’s so N and he doesn’t even know it
- She's cute, man. - Jesus Christ.
- but in kindergarten, you know- - It's all right.
- You didn't call her back? - No.
All I do, man, is stare at their mouth and wrinkle my eyebrows...
Hey, Mikey, it's Trent. You home? You there?
So I check the time and the place. I'm where I'm supposed to be.
- I had a great time tonight. - Me too.
- Make somebody's head bleed. - No, we're in play-offs.
- You know what? - Look at you. Look at you.
We should just hang out...
All right, stop. See that? That table? That's where we make our scene.
I heard 'em both talking. Both those girls thought you were money.
- You got a Pluto callback? - Yeah, kick me when I'm down.
- I'm not going to Vegas. - Mike, we 're going.
I called 'cause I heard you might be moving back to Queens.
Why ruin a perfect night?
No, I think it was about two weeks ago.
You're so, you're so money, and you don't even know it.
just stop for a second!
That's right.
- It's on. - It is so on.
Message two.
How did you get over it? I mean... How long did it take?
Double Down
You guys are terrible.
have you gotten laid once since you came out here?
Yeah? Well, I thought real men didn't like quiche.
I’ll have a franchise quarterback in the Rocky Mountains please. First round. Michael Penix Jr. Bo Nix maybe. Any Nix will do.
her before, all the times we've hung out.
Dinner at the Apollo. Me and you.
Yeah, sure. It's gettin' kinda late, so you probably-
Hang on, Voltaire.
See, man, you can't roll with that. She's business class.
It's not even so much me as it's Roenick. He's good.
Oh man. How'd your folks take it?
you don't have to worry if anybody's watching you.
Well, I'm a comedian.
- I thought you met someone else. - It doesn't matter.
Mike, I'm telling you, girls love that stuff.
Well, in case somebody steps to you, Snoop Dogg?
I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie...
I'm gonna find me two waitresses here and I'm gonna pull me a Fredo.
I guess you could call it that-two days.