Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I could've been out with Sue one night drinking and told her I was a race car driver or something.

I just happened to run into her number.

Baby, you are so scoundrel, and you don't even know it.

You know, that's your problem, is that you-

Jesus Christ! I'm tellin' you, man.

Yeah, vegas! Vegas, baby. Vegas!

Dude, check it out, dude. I swear to God, it's fuckin' on.

She's playing a little game, like a fun thing with me.

Different, I don't know, schools or philosophies, they all can fight each other.

- Did she or did she not smile? - It doesn't matter.

You didn't have to get into it, baby

Yeah, why not... This place is dead anyway

a couple of high-class guys like me and you.

I'm sorry. Maybe I don't know.

Hi, Nikki, this is Mike again.

We all have stories

Swingers (1996)

Take this ticket in with you when you go in.

Come on! Yeah, I got a fuckin' problem, motherfucker!

I don't know. I mean, I couldn't.

Not till you book it. You know, you might get cut out.

- That'll be great. - Okay, great. Let's go.

Whatever. It's After School Special bullshit.

- Stop with that fucking Reservoir Dogs. - Which one?

Come on, Mike, you got to get out with the beautiful babies.

I'm sorry. I got lucky on the craps table.

with these claws, you're thinkin', "How am I supposed to kill this bunny?"

Flosum. Flosum, that's who! Flosum's the big winner

- Definitely. - It's not like that.

And everything that is past is prologue to this.

Chelios steals to Roenick.

I don't think we're interrupting anything.

You got an 11. You always double down on an 11.

They're gonna give Daddy a room, some breakfast, maybe Bennett singing.

but now they'll appreciate the business.

This is Merton We call him Double Down

I can't believe what an asshole you are.

I got it! Oh, my heavens. Thank you!

Well listen to me now. Everybody in the room is sitting there

I killed for that job

- Yeah, come on! - You're the fuckin' bitch, baby!

- Really? You sure? - It's all right. All right.

Habeas baby. Habeas

We should do it again some time.

Place is dead anyway man

I mean, at first you're gonna pretend to forget about her.

I would never eat here anyway

So I put down my head, and the whole room sits in silence...

Hi HR person, this is Rob. could you just call me when you get in?

Well, I guess we don't have to worry about him anymore.

yeah, why not? THis internet is dead anyway.

My job offer: Killin me

Definitely. Two days is like industry standard.

I don't know. I called you Monday.

Yeah, but entertainment law isn't something that you just jump into.

before I finished leaving my number.

You tell a chick you been someplace, it's like braggin'

Will you cut that shit out?

or we'll be at the Derby for Big Bad Voodoo Daddy.

Who's the big winner here tonight at the casino? Huh?

The money's pretty good.

Alright. She's a sweet girl and I love her to pieces...

You're so... you're so gay, and you don't even know it.

- Michelle went for you, right? - That's different.

Oh, man, who would ever carjack your fuckin' K car?

I'm gonna be up for a while and I'd rather speak to you in person...

Oh, you're a comedian.

I don't know, man. She just... she didn't really do it for me.

- And I believe him. - What?

God, I can't believe the women in this city.

Baby, will you relax just for a minute here?

All I listen to lately is Rolling Stones does that make me some kind of fag?

What's wrong with you? I saw you talkin' to a beautiful brunette baby.

Come on, man. Come on, peaches.

I can't afford any more than that, all right?

Could you not mess with me right now?

Well, exactly, it's like, you know, you have...

Yeah! Dig that!

I didn't want you to think I was weird or desperate.

No, baby, she smiled.

Let's go get something to eat.

You didn't have to get into it, baby

Anyhow, my number's 2-1 -

- All right? - Sure. Hey.

Okay, I'm gonna try. I promise you I will shut up if you shut the hell up.

- That's the dope. - Dude, dude. Reservoir Dogs.

That's my hog right-