Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

OU asking Texas should we leave the Big 12 early
I'm the asshole in the place. Right? I'm the asshole?
- Oh, yeah. - Nice.
- Is he polite? - Is he a brown man?
Did you even hear what she said?
This place is dead anyway
hey its me again. That was a little gay. I like your captain hat. Lets hang.
Yeah, they went with somebody who had some more theme park experience.
- They'll fix you up. - You'll fix me up.
I killed for that job.
No.
When people are upset because you don’t like being treated like shit and the fucked up rumors
Please, stop. I'm trying to make a phone call.
'Cause you're "growns" up and you're "growns" up and you're "growns" up.
- Nice guy, though. That guy's cool. - Hey, big Mike.
We're going bye-bye now. Yes, we're going bye-bye.
Well, there are... You know, it's just different circuits.
I know what you're saying, man. I just don't know what to tell you.
Was that money or what?
No, no, no.
You're doing really well out here, Mike.
- Six years? Oh, poor thing. - I know.
I'm telling you, baby, you always double down on an 11.
No, I used to wait two days to call anybody,
I’m a producer.
Because you... you lived with it for so long.
- Oh, it's on. - It's definitely on.
Pierre? That's his name, Pierre? What, is he French?
It's kind of like not talking to your pitcher in the middle of a no-hitter.
Baby, don't talk that way.
You're doing what you love to do. What the hell is she doing now?
…
- Are you sure? - Yeah, sure. The phone's in the back.
You're a good friend.
We all have stories
Okay. And this guy she's seeing, what the hell does he do?
These cells are bread anyway.
- Oh, so you want some? You want some? - You ain't shit!
THIS IS the TREND WE CALL HIM "DOUBLE DOWN"
We gotta get out of here.
Guys like me and you gotta kick it here. Old school.
We were a rebound and we lasted for six years.
- Excuse me. - Excuse me, darling. I'm sorry.
All right, I'll pause it. Jesus Christ. Like you scored all day.
Look, you see how they dress when they go out, right?
- Roll up, bitch! Roll! - Come on, let's see it!
So I'm reading with the casting director and, girls, I literally start crying.
- No matter what. Like splitting aces. - Whatever.
And I see that all the kids are signed in for the exact same role as me.
- I really do! - Shut up, okay? I know she likes me.
Yeah.
Hi, can I get a Dewars on the rocks?
She's the only one I danced with till tonight. That Lorraine is good.
She starts crying.
Can I come see you some time?
Mikie!
- When we played football that day- - Oh, Jesus Christ.
Can I get you something else?
So you called her up, right?
Bad man.
- No. - I swear to God.
Great. Good. Great day.
Guy Behind the Guy behind the guy
The whole room is rip-roaring clapping it up for me, for big T, right?
- She looking at me now? - No.
Right, although probably more likely the opposite.
Four days? I don't know about four days.
- Hi. - Hi.
That was Sue. I got two parties tonight. One's for a modeling agency.
- Money! - Bitch!
How you doin', Anna? Good to see you. I'll see you soon. Alright.
It's gonna be okay.
Why didn't you call?
I mean, I sort of freelanced on my own, kind like, found my own things.
Hi. You didn't have to get off of the other line.
What are they doing here?
Maybe a Glengoyne... any Glen.
We all miss you back here in New York.
- Just brother, man. Just brother. - No.
He says, "You walked in with the role, you nailed it, you're great."
Kinda.
There's gonna be beautiful babies there.
Did you get turned down for Goofy?
I know where it is. Starbucks.
- It's on. To you. - Jesus Christ. I'm sorry.
- Tell me it gets better. - Oh, it does, yeah. It does.
I took a ballroom class with Michelle.
Come on, you little party girl. That's it. Come on. Fun little games?
Where is this place?
Just shut up, okay? I can't.
- On the table. - Excuse me?
You know, man, I didn't understand it either.
You can't sit at home thinking about it.
Jesus, that must've cost a fortune.
- Thanks for clarifying that. - You know, I'm down too, Mike. Alright?
You know, or the rock and roll grunge tip.
I'll have the pancakes in the age of enlightenment, please.
- I think I like this town. - No, no, gotta go to New Orleans.
Then I'm trying to, like, maintain a conversation with them.
just gay, man. just gay.
Oh, is that right?