Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- This is Lisa. - Hi.
This place is dead anyway.
Yeah, "A Boy Named Sue." Right?
You're always whining about some bitch that left you a year ago!
What the fuck are you- Why did you un-pause it?
See what I mean? It's the same old shit all the time.
Let's see, I dropped probably 35 or-
...
Single malt. Glenlivet, Glenfiddich perhaps.
One, two, three-
What was so cold about it?
It's sunny every day here. It's like manifest destiny.
I mean, yeah. Do you have something to write on?
you know, right now I have a booking agent.
Hello?
Perhaps you'd be more comfortable at one of our lower stakes tables.
Who’s the big winner? Zach, that’s who. Zach’s the big winner!
One of the best streaks I've ever had. I wanna get even.
I have a calling card. It won't cost anything.
We need to look like we don't need this shit and then they give us the shit for free
Treat myself. I figure I worked for it. Why not?
Listen, I'm really not supposed to drink here.
- I didn't mention her once today. - Tend the pin.
Solde is the big winner!
I apologized, bought 'em some chicken and waffles. It's totally fine.
I don't know if they're talking about how hard it is to be adopted...
God bless that kid.
You know how you have those little crushes? I had this crush on this guy Lee.
All right, great. Nice, baby.
You're gonna get over it.
And it's like I'm supposed to be all happy, 'cause she's wearing a backpack.
- Yeah. - Can I have one of these cards?
Have him come look. Have him take off his shoes.
The girls are young, they drink.
Hey, how're you doin'?
- Why? How is that different? - We were younger. It was college.
So I haven't been looking for a job in a while.
- Yo, Double Down, what time we leaving? - Five minutes, baby.
Baby, you are so in love with Jon Favreau, and you don't even know it.
Excuse me.
No. We're not going tonight. I'm not going to Vegas!
You know who the fucking bitch is?
I'll make some coffee.
- Come on, man, I want to fuckin' play. - I want him to learn it.
I think, kids were hitting each other or something, man.
- Eight, nine. - What'd you get?
But, well, this one time- this is really stupid-
Swear to God, five minutes.
and you're gonna say it sucks, and we're all gonna leave...
No, that's okay. I wanted to talk to you.
Hey, Mikey, you should call that girl Nikki. It's been two days.
- You hung up with your girlfriend. - Ex.
See you soon, gorgeous.
You think they'll notice me and you?
The point is, Mike, it all depends on how you look at it. All right?
- Hello? - Hi, Michael.
I'm getting vibe like in a really weird way here.
- Oh, God. - I'm outta here, honey.
- I decided to get back out there. - Good. Glad to hear it.
- All right. Count 'em up. - How many strokes?
What do you want me to do? Lie?
and you're sweatin' some lawn jockey.
I don't know what the big deal is.
Just brother, right? Finally I get to go in and meet everyone, right?
Lady has 11 . What would you like to do?
- Someone got out of school early today. - I think, they like our vibe.
- You know, man. You know. - You get that pilot?
Our little baby's all "growns" up.
I miss you, Mike.
DARREN, YOU ARE SO MONEY, AND YOU DON"T EVEN KNOW IT.
There are plenty of fish in the sea.
American Eagle being criticized for Ad campaign. American Eagle responds.
You know, you got these claws and you're staring at these
Fucking bitch! What did you do that for?
- They don't have fighting anymore? - Doesn't that suck?
Listen, I'm really not supposed to win here
You'll see.
Any of the Glens
You know, you just sat around your stuffy apartment...
- So who threw this party anyway? - Damned if I know.
I walked around for an hour with that stupid scotch on my tray.
I'm a bronx girl! Yorktown Hights
Playoffs, baby, playoffs!
just bi, man. just bi.
Lawn jockey
The basement of the- the restaurant, the Copa in New York.
Oh, don't worry about it, Mike.
- You were in Acapulco Beach? - We watch that all the time.
It's just so simple.
Fine, fine.
More important, man, I'm sorry about what I said.
Give me some fuckin' money. I'm not paying again.
He’s so N and he doesn’t even know it
The bunny is scared of you.
- Beats me. - Hey, I came with you.
Fine, I'll ask her. You want me to ask her?
I been here six months, all I got to show for it is black lung.
Two Glengarrys down, easy on the water.
How well am I doin'?
- All right, man. - Who's that?
then you wake up one day and it doesn't hurt at all.
I'm thinking of moving back East.
- Our little baby's all "growns" up. - Why do you have to-
Give me a second here. May I have a minute?